#GripItAndRipIt

Dalyheads far and wide, I’m calling out to you

Alright. Here’s the deal. My name is Jon Daly.

 

#GripItAndRipIt

It’s been that way my whole life.

Then something BIG happens.

THIS GUY ---->   

 

For those who don’t know, John Daly came on the PGA tour in 1986.

I’d heard he had a big swing (and big personality).

And when he comes out, he looks like this...   Young John Daly

Not your average buttoned up GOLF DICKHEAD right?

Average Buttoned-Up Golf Dickhead <---- Not Like THIS GUY

 

Oh, and make no mistake, my man John Daly rocks the mullet!

John Daly With Mullet

 

Oh, and by the way people, John Daly WON THE MOTHERF%$&*UCKING PGA CHAMPIONSHIP AT AGE 26

John Daly with PGA Trophy

(just try to pick him out from the other PGA winners)

PGA Winners

So the dude is legit with the small ball obviously, and that #rules, but here’s the thing I didn’t realize

–- THE TRUTH –-

and the truth is...

HE’S THE MAN!

John Daly with Kid Rock

His MOTTO, “GRIP IT AND RIP IT”, says it all, when it comes to...

his GAME... ...his STYLE... John Daly Pants Montage ...and his GROOVE THANG! John Daly With Tits

 

BTW, he's got his own drink...

The JOHN DALY!

 

His own groupies...

 

and it goes without sayin... he's a

MOTHER EFFIN' ROCK STAR!

Don't believe me? Check out his MUSIC VIDEO for his original song "I Found It"

#GripItAndRipIt

#GripItAndRipIt

The Dude rocks,

LITERALLY

 

So what’s the deal with the PICS, DALZ?

Here’s the deal with the pics!

Since I’m Jon Daly and my man John Daly is also John Daly...

The idea is that me, the COMEDIAN Jon Daly... Comedian Jon Daly

And the GOLFER John Daly... Golfer John Daly

BECOME ONE!

ONLINE!

It’s just a GOOGLE IMAGES THANG BABY!

Eventually we'll merge online!

Why?

Because WHY NOT!?!?

I need NEW RECRUITS in my

Jon Daly is JOHN DALY ONLINE ARMY!

#GripItAndRipIt

Jon Daly Is John Daly Army

#GripItAndRipIt

What I need from YOU is to SHARE THE PICS!

Clicking the pics will give you the option to POST A PIC on your personal website, your Tumblr, Twitter, “Like” on Facebook, Pin on Pinterest, etc!

- WE’RE TALKING CYBER SYNERGY –

Every time you CLICK to POST a PIC of me as John Daly, it will do something vital to the JonDalyisJohnDaly.com army.

and the more you SHARE, the closer I get to

BECOMING JO(H)N DALY

Jon Daly Becomes John Daly

CLICK the WIKS on the PICS!

Mouse Click

#GripItAndRipIt

Mouse Click

#GripItAndRipIt

 

Oh, and by the way,

The JONDALYISJOHNDALY ARMY NEEDS CYBER ARTISTS!

 

I WANT YOU...

To take these JONDALYISJOHNDALY pictures and

 

FUCK AROUND WITH EM!

 

MESS WITH EM!

 

SLICE EM AND DICE EM!

 

and then when you’re all done adding your personal touches,

REPOST EM ON YOUR BLOG!

TRADE EM WITH YOUR FRIENDS!

And email them to johndalyarmy@jondalyisjohndaly.com so I can post em here!

Businessmen trading JonDalyIsJohnDaly pix

Remember, the more you CLICK, the CLOSER I GET TO

BECOMING JO(H)N DALY!

Jon Daly Becomes John Daly

Please help me fight for my right to

GRIP IT AND RIP IT!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I’M AUDI!

PEACE!

 

 

#GripItAndRipIt

#GripItAndRipIt

#GripItAndRipIt
 
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