#GripItAndRipIt

Dalyheads far and wide, I’m calling out to you Alright. Here’s the deal. My name is Jon Daly.

#GripItAndRipIt

It’s been that way my whole life.

Then something BIG happens.

THIS GUY ---->   

 

For those who don’t know, John Daly came on the PGA tour in 1986.

I’d heard he had a big swing (and big personality).

And when he comes out, he looks like this...   

Not your average buttoned up GOLF DICKHEAD right?

<---- Not Like THIS GUY

 

Oh, and make no mistake, my man John Daly rocks the mullet!

 

Oh, and by the way people, John Daly WON THE MOTHERF%$&*UCKING PGA CHAMPIONSHIP AT AGE 26

(just try to pick him out from the other PGA winners)

So the dude is legit with the small ball obviously, and that #rules, but here’s the thing I didn’t realize

–- THE TRUTH –-

and the truth is...

HE’S THE MAN!

His MOTTO, “GRIP IT AND RIP IT”, says it all, when it comes to...

his GAME... ...his STYLE... ...and his GROOVE THANG!

 

BTW, he's got his own drink...

The JOHN DALY!

 

His own groupies...

 

and it goes without sayin... he's a

MOTHER EFFIN' ROCK STAR!

Don't believe me? Check out his MUSIC VIDEO for his original song "I Found It"

The Dude rocks,

LITERALLY

 

So what’s the deal with the PICS, DALZ?

Here’s the deal with the pics!

Since I’m Jon Daly and my man John Daly is also John Daly...

The idea is that me, the COMEDIAN Jon Daly...

And the GOLFER John Daly...

BECOME ONE!

ONLINE!

It’s just a GOOGLE IMAGES THANG BABY!

Eventually we'll merge online!

Why?

Because WHY NOT!?!?

I need NEW RECRUITS in my

Jon Daly is JOHN DALY ONLINE ARMY!

What I need from YOU is to SHARE THE PICS!

Clicking the pics will give you the option to POST A PIC on your personal website, your Tumblr, Twitter, “Like” on Facebook, Pin on Pinterest, etc!

- WE’RE TALKING CYBER SYNERGY –

Every time you CLICK to POST a PIC of me as John Daly, it will do something vital to the JonDalyisJohnDaly.com army.

and the more you SHARE, the closer I get to

BECOMING JO(H)N DALY

CLICK the WIKS on the PICS!

 

Oh, and by the way,

The JONDALYISJOHNDALY ARMY NEEDS CYBER ARTISTS!

 

I WANT YOU...

To take these JONDALYISJOHNDALY pictures and

 

FUCK AROUND WITH EM!

 

MESS WITH EM!

 

SLICE EM AND DICE EM!

 

and then when you’re all done adding your personal touches,

REPOST EM ON YOUR BLOG!

TRADE EM WITH YOUR FRIENDS!

And email them to johndalyarmy@jondalyisjohndaly.com so I can post em here!

Remember, the more you CLICK, the CLOSER I GET TO

BECOMING JO(H)N DALY!

Please help me fight for my right to

GRIP IT AND RIP IT!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I’M AUDI!

PEACE!

 

 

#GripItAndRipIt

 

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